What?! The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. …
Breaking, Entertainment
March 26, 2016
Author: dogeadmin99
A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy …
Tech
March 26, 2016
Police defend use of helicopter to catch sunglasses thief
It’s only a model. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s …
Business
March 26, 2016
Teen shot dead, friend wounded walking home from middle school
Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her …
Politics
March 26, 2016
Sunnis targeted in wave of violence across Iraq
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. *Insistently* …
Entertainment
March 26, 2016
Copenhagen Zoo kills 4 lions, weeks after shooting giraffe
Animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis …
Politics
March 26, 2016
Putin speaks with Obama as Russian leader becomes ‘man of the moment’ in China
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never …
Entertainment, Politics
March 26, 2016
Facebook to buy virtual reality firm Oculus VR for $2 billion
Well, how’d you become king, then? Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! I dunno. …
HTC One M8: The most beautiful smartphone
OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity …
Amazon customers: Get your e-book credit
Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. …
Entertainment, Tech
March 26, 2016